Ladies, I come to you with news from the front.
Yesterday I heard the clamor of metal hitting tiles and followed it to find my six year old standing by the toilet, staring up at me with a look of alarm.
"I was trying to put this on," he explained, thinking he was in trouble.
In one hand he held a roll of toilet paper; in the other, the spring-operated, chrome toilet paper holder.
It is rare that I invoke the words of former President George W. Bush, and here the words may prove equally premature, but I do so nonetheless.
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